top 20 crappy things

the top 20 things that can make you say "oh crap" while fly fishing... (please add to list)

(list not ranked)

1. the fly stuck in the branch above the prize trout...and the impending inevitable spook of that trout.
2. being out in the stream and forgetting your line clipper.
3. leaky wader.
4. fishing in mosquito infested place and they like you.
5. having line tied up on 7X tippet...you can't untie this for sure...three times in one day.
6. losing your indicator ball and watching it flow smoothly down the river. psychologically disturbing.
7. ice on the guides that form every 2 casts.
8. took your new eco-friendly studded vibram sole boots and face-planted right infront of your friends after bragging how sticky the freaking thing is... (CharlesTheFishFinder)
9. On the way back home from group (More than four people) fishing trip and freeway driving for almost an hour, you find out that you left your cell phone on top of restaurant table.(ksanchun)
10. losing your indicator ball and watching it flow smoothly down the river, and helplessly witnessing a fish attacking the ball...(soboro)
11. fly stuck on the back of your shirt (center position where you can't reach) while fishing on middle of lake on float tube.
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20. taking your buddy to your "mind blowing" secret creek and swearing him to secrecy, then not being able to raise even one fish. (mrlee)